Sometimes, we think our law firms should be federal bureaus instead: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.

Since our firms are up to their eyebrows (do firms have eyebrows?) in those cases, neither half of your dynamic blogging duo can comment on the controversy over why so many high profile cases are “randomly” assigned to Judge Jack Weinstein.

We’ll simply link here to the Wall Street Journal Law Blog coverage on this issue, which in turn links to the print media. If you’re interested, read on. (But don’t call here for comment. Both Beck and Herrmann are tongue-tied.)