This is our vacation week, so it’s time once again to play the game of “Where in the World is Stevie Mac?”  Last year, we wanted to visit a place with nice sights, great beer, and, most of all, zero chance of terrorism.  We chose Belgium.  Let that sink in for a moment.  This year should be easier.  The animating factors in 2016 — fear of jet-lag, fear of poverty, and, yet again, fear of terrorism – conspired to keep us fear-ly close to home.  Enjoy these hints:

  • Hello misnomer!
  • It never ratified the 18th amendment (prohibition – so, yes, this is our kind of place).
  • There is a specific law against biting off someone’s leg.  (The legislators here have obviously gotten a little too into The Walking Dead.)
  • The first American ever jailed for driving his car too fast earned that distinction by going a rip-roaring 15 mph here in 1904.
  • Cap guns are illegal in this state.
  • You will be fined if you throw pickle juice on a public trolley.  That rule will frustrate the DDL Son to no end.
  • Finally, our all-time favorite basketball player, Marvin Barnes, hailed from these parts.   Barnes (nicknamed “Bad News”) was part of a gang of high schoolers arrested for robbing a bus.  The victim had no trouble identifying Barnes, who had been wearing a letter jacket with his name embroidered on it.  That brush with the law did not stop Bad News (later shortened to “News”) from having a remarkable hoops career.  Barnes began his professional career with the ABA’s St. Louis Spirits.  Once upon a time, his team was scheduled to fly home from Louisville at 8 o’clock.  Because of the East-to-Central time zone change, the flight was scheduled to arrive in St. Louis at 7:56.  Barnes refused to board the flight.  In his immortal words, “I ain’t getting on no time machine.”  Instead, he rented a car and drove home.  Sadly, Barnes died way too young (62) a couple of years ago.  Let’s pour out a little White Ship Lovecraft IPA in his honor this week.


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