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There
was a temptation today to dash off a typical New Year’s resolutions column, with
weakly drawn parallels to legal topics. If most resolutions involve cutting
back on vices and shedding pounds, we could talk about our determination to go
cold turkey on our use of hackneyed phrases (e.g., “the next time x
happens will

Good news/Bad news jokes are a staple of the Great American
Joke Machine. Not surprisingly, a lot of the jokes involve doctors. For
example:
 
Doctor: I have good news and bad
news for you. The good news is that these test results say you have 24 hours to
live. The bad news ….
Patient:

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Once again, the ABA Journal nominated us as one of the best blawgs. Once again, we are in the Torts category – which is a huge relief, since our posts on employment, family, or aviation law have been unimpressive. That is certainly nice. Perhaps we will seem immodest if we report that it is hardly a surprise. Unfortunately, it will also not be a surprise if we fail to win the popular vote to anoint the overall “winner” in our category. Why is that? We cannot completely discount the possibility that there are better blawgs out there. But there is also this: how do you solve a problem called Bexis? He is not just brilliant, hard-working, and committed; he is hideously high-minded. He thinks campaigning for votes is tacky. He always says that such pandering is beneath him. Fine. But is it beneath all of us DDL bloggers? No, ladies and gentlemen, it is not. (What if David Gregory, Rachel Maddow, or Jon Stewart confront us with our post about the 2012 Oscar awards, where we said that just being nominated was enough, and that we did not believe in trolling for votes? We respond by quoting America’s greatest poet: “Do we contradict ourselves? Very well, then, we contradict ourselves. We are vast. We contain multitudes.” And then we’ll change the subject.)
Why should you vote for the Drug and Device Law blog? As an initial matter, we are writing off the 47 percent of you who are the ‘takers’ and not the ‘makers’. (We are not talking about you guys who are holding onto your guns. We definitely want you on our side. Especially when the zombies attack). We expect to win by executing a ground game. That’s you. We will be sending out minivans to the key precincts, from the MDLs in Minnesota to the hellholes in Illinois, from stormy Atlantic City to Conte-crazy California. And we come bearing gifts.Continue Reading Shameless Get-Out-the-Vote Bulletin

There was much gnashing of teeth among members of the defense bar in the wake of Wyeth v. Levine‘s curtailment of FDA preemption.  It felt like a missed opportunity.   But some of our more persistent and creative colleagues insisted that a lot of the facts and factors we typically seized upon to argue for

If you make a habit of checking our Cross-Jurisdictional Class Action Tolling scorecard on a daily basis, then you already know that the Louisiana Supreme Court recently skewered cross-jurisdictional tolling.  They beat it with a red stick.  But let’s assume for a moment that you have a life.  So blenderize a Hurricane, fry up some

This week is scary through and through.  We in the mid-Atlantic region have confronted Frankenstorm, which turned our front yard into a post-apocalyptic scene.  We would not be a bit surprised to espy a zombie lurking behind the overturned pink flamingos.  Then there’s the new jobs report, slated to come out in a few days.  That could be deadly for one of the presidential candidates. There will be a Million Muppet March on Washington this weekend.  Grover always frightened us.  Plus, as you may have heard, Big Bird has lately been on the warpath.  But we’d rather be pecked to death by Big Bird than endure yet another country music award show, which graces a network’s airwaves this week. (Honestly, can we ever go a fortnight without another of those silly congrat-fests with big hair, bad jokes, and twangy jingoism?  Just asking).  And today is Halloween.
We’re not fans of the modern slasher flicks.  But in our tyke-dom we watched the Creature Features on Saturday nights.  The old Universal Pictures monster movies were our favorites.  Frankenstein, The Wolfman, Dracula, etc. offered good, clean, mildly spooky fun.   Improbable terrors threatened and were inevitably defeated, but there was usually a hint at the end that the ghouls might return.  “We belong dead,” the monster says at the end of Bride of Frankenstein, but he would visit us many times, even to pal around with Abbott and Costello. Dracula was always arising again from the grave.  And poor Lawrence Talbot would once more stare at the full moon and feel his hair and nails grow lupine.  The Blob, which was filmed in Philly suburbs, transforms the scripted “The End” into a big question mark.
Today’s case is like a near death experience.  The theory of the plaintiff (in a qui tam suit the proper nomenclature is “the relator”) in United States ex rel. Watson v. King-Vassel et al, 2012 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 152496 (E.D. Wisconsin Oct. 23, 2012), is that a doctor can be liable under the False Claims Act for prescribing a drug off-label.  The court ends up dismissing the case, but does not quite administer the authoritative stake in the heart we’d like to see.   As with Freddie or Jason, we might not have seen the last of this nasty apparition.
The relator, Dr. Watson, filed a qui tam action alleging that another doctor, named King-Vassel, violated the federal False Claims Act by prescribing medications off-label.   Dr. Watson also named other medical providers on a respondeat superior theory, though there was not an ounce of evidence to support that theory (more on that later).  The case was initially sealed while the United States and the state of Wisconsin determined whether to intervene.  They decided not to do so, which is usually, though not always, indicative of a weak case.  It certainly was the case here.Continue Reading Qui Tam Off-label Trick or Treat