A week or so ago Grantland tv critic Andy Greenwald penned a “can we talk” letter to Sunday night, asking how it managed to fall so far from greatness. Just last Spring we could plop down on our couch at the end of the weekend to watch Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Veep, and Silicon Valley. Even if some time-shifting was required, it was worth it. Now with the departure of the criminally underrated Boardwalk Empire, Sunday evening has morphed into a drama wasteland. (Sunday Night Football certainly has not supplied any drama. Did you see the dumpster fire that calls itself the Chicago Bears?) The sheer craziness of Homeland has driven us away, with a lead character who calls in drone strikes as she boinks her way into fresh intel. And then we get the competing stories of The Affair, a show that hasn’t attained Rashomon heights of greatness (“Look, the guy from The Wire and the girl from Luther are remembering different wallpaper designs!” “Why is the cop telling them completely different stories about his home life?”).
Let’s pour out some hooch in honor of Boardwalk Empire and remember its well-drawn characters, some of them plucked from the pages of history, and their poetic recitations of despair. The show has one of those historical characters, the gambler/gangster Arnold Rothstein (some say he fixed the 1919 World Series), sharing this bit of wisdom: “All of man’s troubles come from his inability to sit in a quiet room by himself.” As we plunge toward dotage, that sentiment seems very true. Ex-federal agent Van Alden (played by the great Michael Shannon, the same actor who declaimed the insane sorority letter) realized, on the doorstep of his personal doom, that “[w]e haven’t thought this through.”
We are feeling a bit of despair this week after reading an opinion that we do not think was thought through. Last week we identified some things we liked and some things we did not like so much in the Daubert rulings in the Drake case pending in Vermont federal court, where the plaintiff claimed injuries from Botox injections. This week we will look at the summary judgment rulings in that same case. We harbor no mixed feelings at all about the opinion; it is a complete stinker. Drake v. Allergan, Inc., 2014 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 154979 (D. Vermont October 31, 2014). The opinion was appropriately issued on Halloween. It is scary bad. It mucks up the learned intermediary rule, whilst pretending to steer clear of saying anything about it.
In one courtroom scene in Boardwalk Empire, a judge says this to a prosecutor: “I sympathize with your desire to bring purpose to your life, however this courtroom is not the place to do it.” That is a hard-headed judge. We like that judge.
But now let’s go to Vermont. In Drake, the plaintiffs brought an action on behalf of their son, J.D., alleging that he was injured after receiving an “overdose” Botox injection for treatment of lower-limb spasticity. They brought claims of strict liability/failure to warn, negligence, and violations of the Vermont Consumer Fraud Act, all premised on an alleged failure to warn about proper dosages. Here is an additional wrinkle in this Botox case: because the FDA has not approved Botox as a treatment for pediatric spasticity, the administration at issue was off-label. Off label or not, the treating doctor testified that Botox has been one of the standards of care for treating pediatric spasticity for over 20 years.Continue Reading Hard Cheese: D. Vermont Avoids/Dilutes Learned Intermediary Rule