Whenever defense hacks get together, the conversation inevitably turns to horror stories about hostile jurisdictions. There is another word for those jurisdictions, and you know it well. We’ll mangle a phrase from the poet William Blake and call those jurisdictions satanic litigation mills. There’s a chance we’re headed for such a place soon, a place full of oysters, grits, and insanely pro-plaintiff rulings. Amidst our inevitable kvetching, we wondered which places we’d rank among the good places. Why not entertain happy thoughts, for a change? So we thought of Virginia, Tennessee, and a couple of other courthouses where a corporation might get a fair shake. And we thought of middle and southern Ohio. Product liability law in Ohio mostly makes sense. Even better, the judges in Ohio mostly get things right.
Milne v. Aln Int’l, Inc., 2026 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 109237 (S.D. Ohio May 18, 2026), is an example of a judge getting things right. The judge in Milne actually follows the rules. In Milne, the plaintiff sued a device manufacturer, along with various/unidentified Doe defendants in state court. The manufacturer removed the case to S.D. Ohio federal court on diversity grounds. Then the manufacturer moved to dismiss the case on both personal jurisdiction grounds and for failure to state a claim. The court granted the former and, consequently, did not need to reach the latter.
The plaintiff’s “allegations are straightforward, but remarkably short on specifics.” That is an exercise in understatement. The complaint did not include even the most basic of jurisdictional facts (such as where the relevant medical treatment occurred, what it was, who did it, or what the defendant supposedly did in the jurisdiction). This is how the court summarized the allegations: “On some unspecified date, Milne underwent some unspecified vascular surgery, at some unspecified hospital, performed by some unspecified medical personnel.” The unspecified medical personnel implanted an unspecified “component” into Milne’s vena cava. Said unspecified component was alleged to be defective and therefore “did actually wear down prematurely, causing [unspecified] injuries to Milne.” The complaint listed claims for manufacturing defect, failure to warn, design defect, and negligence. Curiously, the complaint never named the Ohio Product Liability Act. That seems … wrong. But it does not matter.
“Just as with allegations directed to the merits, jurisdictional allegations are subject to the Twombly/Iqubal pleading standard.” That is bad news for this plaintiff. Here comes even more bad news: “Conclusory assertions of jurisdiction won’t cut it.” The plaintiff’s jurisdictional allegations amount to (1) an allegation that the manufacturer engaged in unspecific conduct in Hamilton County, Ohio that caused physical injuries and economic damages; (2) “conduct related to this action occurred in Hamilton County;” and (3) the manufacturer “tested, studied, researched, designed, formulated, manufactured, inspected, labeled, packaged, promoted, advertised, marketed, distributed, and/or sold the component implanted in [Milne] in interstate commerce and throughout the state of Ohio.” Catchall, anyone? Such conclusory allegations cannot establish the manufacturer’s specific intent to serve the Ohio market. Nor do they set forth with reasonable particularity sufficient contacts between the manufacturer and the Buckeye State. There is no hint of the purposeful availment needed to support specific jurisdiction.
As a (predictable) fallback, the plaintiff sought jurisdictional discovery. Such personal jurisdiction discovery is a matter of the court’s discretion. Here, the court exercised its discretion in deciding that the discovery was not warranted. Such discovery should not be granted without a “prima facie showing of facts” that jurisdiction is plausible. The plaintiff in Milne did not really try to make that prima facie showing. Further, plaintiff’s amended complaint was rejected as futile. The proposed amendment likewise asserted no facts, only boilerplate. Nothing tied anything the defendant did in the state to the plaintiff’s claimed injuries.