As our slew of recent posts on standing demonstrate, plaintiffs’ lawyers continue their search for a version of federal jurisdiction that does not require anyone to have been hurt. This time, the vehicle was a box of band-aids—and the court declined to take the ride, dismissing the case in its entirety.
In Aronstein v. Kenvue, Inc., 2026 WL 266713 (D.N.J. Feb. 2, 2026), plaintiffs brought a putative class action alleging that certain adhesive bandages contained PFAS at “harmful” levels. What they did not allege is that anyone was actually harmed. No rashes. No illness. No adverse health effects. No malfunction. Just the existential disappointment of learning—after the fact—that the band-aids they purchased allegedly contained something plaintiffs would have preferred they did not.
The court’s standing analysis was straightforward. Article III requires an injury in fact, and plaintiffs failed to allege one. Undeterred by the lack of actual injury, plaintiffs relied on a “benefit of the bargain” theory. According to the complaint, plaintiffs claimed that because the bandages contained PFAS they were worth less than what plaintiffs paid for them. The complaint never claimed that plaintiffs suffered any adverse health consequences from using the bandages. Nor did it allege that the bandages failed to work as intended. To the contrary, plaintiffs got exactly what they paid for—a bandage that stuck. It covered their scrapes, cuts, and wounds. Id. at *5. That, it turns out, still counts as performance.
Plaintiffs also alleged they were misled by statements such as “we use better ingredients” and “safety is our top concern.” The court rejected that argument as well, holding that these generalized marketing statements are classic product puffery. Crucially, none of the statements referenced PFAS or made specific representations about chemical composition. Id. at *5-6. Aspirational claims about quality and safety do not become actionable simply because plaintiffs wish they meant something more precise. And the statements could all be true even if PFAS were present. Beyond alleging that testing detected some PFAS, plaintiffs cited no studies showing that the presence of PFAS in adhesive bandages causes harm or adverse health consequences to users. Id. at *6 & n.8. There were no allegations regarding dose, exposure, or any plausible mechanism of injury. Temporary contact with a bandage on intact skin, standing alone, was not enough.
Nor did Plaintiffs allege any facts to support a price premium theory. They did not allege what they paid, what they should have paid, or what other presumably PFAS-free products cost. While the complaint contained “passing reference” to two other brands, plaintiffs did not allege they would have purchased those brands or what those brands cost. Id. at *7. Instead, the complaint relied on the now-familiar formulaic assertion that plaintiffs paid more than they otherwise would have, untethered to any factual support. The court had little trouble concluding that this was insufficient.
Plaintiffs’ request for injunctive relief fared no better. Injunctive relief is about the possibility of future harm. But speculative risk, without facts making it plausible, does not satisfy Article III. “[T]o pursue injunctive relief, the risk of harm must be sufficiently imminent and substantial such that exposure to the risk of harm itself generates an independent injury.” Id.
First, plaintiffs alleged that they had stopped using the bandages altogether. The court noted that once a consumer claims to know about a potential health risk, the law assumes they act rationally—by discontinuing use. Having made that allegation, plaintiffs effectively pled themselves out of any plausible risk of future economic injury. An injunction, after all, cannot protect someone from a product they already say they will not buy or use again.
Second, and more fundamentally, because plaintiffs failed to allege any actual harm that would be caused from using the bandages in the first place, they necessarily failed to allege any credible risk of future harm. Speculation about what might happen someday is not enough to establish standing for injunctive relief—especially where the complaint offers no facts suggesting the product ever posed a real risk to begin with. An injunction is not a fallback remedy when standing is missing.
This case is a clean reaffirmation of several principles that continue to matter, even in creative consumer class actions. Standing requires an injury in fact. Benefit-of-the-bargain theories require facts, not labels. Puffery remains non-actionable. And alleged future harm must be plausible, not hypothetical.
Strip away everything else and this case is simple. Plaintiffs bought band-aids. They were supposed to stick. They did stuck. That’s not a legal injury. It is product performance.